districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
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can we please talk about the homestuck references in adventure time
the bucket knight
document 413
and this might just be a coincidence but I’m gonna guess that it’s not
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Why do people type YouTube comments in script form if you’re going to be a weeb be lit about it:
“Eridan,” I exclaimed, trying to stifle the inner fangurl pouring out to no evail, “you are teh smexy!!!!” Eridan glared at me. “I am not kawwaii you baka.” “Hehehehehe so tsundere!!! Lets fill buckets!!!!” I shrieked, holding up a silver pail.
omg
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